When you’re as awesome as me, people often wonder what my weakness is? Many have tried exposing me to microwave radiation, second hand smoke and even mobile phones, but to no avail. However, today, I’ve been exposed to something which I truly believe pushed me to my absolute limits. Getting hit by a speeding locomotive … Continue reading Who needs Kryptonite when you have kiddies parties? →

Your prayers have been answered. Team Cynic finished their missions successfully. Success being the fact that everyone on the team made it back safe and sound. Well they would with me being the illustrious leader. Surprising them all with a super-human feat of driving from Venice, through Switzerland and France and back to London in … Continue reading J4vv4D Returns →

If you’re here for your daily dose of …. whatever this website provides you. Then you may suffer withdrawal symptoms over the next few days because I’m off with team cynic raising money for the NSPCC’s Childine, in a daring rally from London to France, across Switzerland and onto Venice in a car that cost … Continue reading Quiet days ahead →